"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
I've always felt so based...
...I must have swallowed a red pill with my mother's milk.
Oh, excuse me, somebody's knocking on my door. Hmmm. Vigorously.
Traditional Catholics. Parents who disagree with their school boards. People who say "red pilled" or "based." Anybody who reads or watches or plays Harry Potter themed products. Anyone who disputes that penises belong in women's restrooms and locker rooms. Anyone who creates of shares Hillary Clinton memes.
Don't worry, whoever's knocking is not them. The FBI would be knocking down your door, probably with an armored vehicle.
ReplyDeleteTraditional Catholics. Parents who disagree with their school boards. People who say "red pilled" or "based." Anybody who reads or watches or plays Harry Potter themed products. Anyone who disputes that penises belong in women's restrooms and locker rooms. Anyone who creates of shares Hillary Clinton memes.
ReplyDeleteDomestic terrorists, all.