"Jack Daniel’s Facing Boycott Calls over 2021 Drag Queen Campaign".
I don't drink much at all, but if I want to...well, this is North Carolina, and I know where I can get whiskey made right here in the Tarheel State. Sure, the distillers jes' mighta forgot to pay the taxes on it, but at least you don't have them ol' boys tryin' to cram a lotta perverted marketing down your throat. Ain't that right, boys?
"That's right, Mr. Paco. Hell, the only drag queen we ever heer'd of was Janey Sue Hunnycutt. She owns a souped-up 32 Ford an' still beats all comers racin' that two-mile straightaway on 64, east of the Yadkin River. And she ain't no fella, although she does favor a pipe."
"Do I look like a fella dressed up as a shemale? If'n you think so, I reckon you oughta get yorself some specs".
Some ideas needs to strangled at birth.
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Sure thing Paco... and, ummm, exactly what line of work was Old Paco in, again?
ReplyDeleteWhy can't people just shut up and take my money?
ReplyDeleteDon't shove your personal beliefs down my throat.
I guess the drink of trannies is now a boilermaker, JD and Bud Light.
I wish them luck wooing folks who think Bud and Jack Daniels are for the lower classes.
I could see flavored vodkas and CA vino doing this, but not blue collar booze.
Sure thing Paco... and, ummm, exactly what line of work was Old Paco in, again?
ReplyDeleteEr, that is a detail which need not detain us.
Btw, even though Old Paco was a "revenooer", I did have a great uncle who did time for making illegal whiskey.
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