"Outgoing Chicago Mayor Blames Good Weather for Weekend of Teenage Mayhem".
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I'll stick up for Groot.
ReplyDeleteLook at every large, Dem-run city in places with winter and you'll see murder and mayhem go down when it's cold and up when it's warm.
Evil, lazy folks don't like dealing with adverse conditions.
Just check HeyJackass stats for confirmation.
I mean, the root causes are non-enforcement of laws and outright instigation by Dem pols, but it takes nice weather for the forces of tolerance and mostly-peace to get their most mostly-peaceful.
Surely, good weather that results in teenage mayhem in Dimocrat run cities is caused by Global Warming, right?
ReplyDeleteStop driving gas guzzling SUVs, and you stop teenage mayhem in Chicago!