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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The reason we dropped two nukes on Japan in 1945 was because it was a humane alternative to sending Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris has only two facial expressions, one of which has never been seen.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
Love the Chuck Norris meme (obviously).
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.