"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
I...don't know about this
Testicles seem to be in the news lately. So, we go from the testicle festival in Michigan to the testicle-checking booth in New Zealand.
This kind of makes me glad I don't have any. On the other hand, we women do have to go for breast exams periodically, and I bet they're a lot more painful than what men have to go through, given it's done by n unfeeling machine and all.
That's very true. Wouldn't we like to see men have to have a exam where their balls were squished in like manner. Well, maybe just once, so they better comprehend our plight.
Luckily, I had the best examiner ever in Los Angeles at a VA Clinic. She should have been an instructor.
Didn't Walowitz already warn us of this?
ReplyDeleteThis kind of makes me glad I don't have any. On the other hand, we women do have to go for breast exams periodically, and I bet they're a lot more painful than what men have to go through, given it's done by n unfeeling machine and all.
ReplyDeleteThat's very true. Wouldn't we like to see men have to have a exam where their balls were squished in like manner. Well, maybe just once, so they better comprehend our plight.
DeleteLuckily, I had the best examiner ever in Los Angeles at a VA Clinic. She should have been an instructor.
I'd check the credentials of the anonymous "medical professional" before closing that curtain.
ReplyDeleteThese days, you never know.
Rebecca: a resident at the Paco Command Center, who wishes to remain anonymous, emphatically endorses your observation.
ReplyDeleteBrace yourself? Why, exactly? Is the 'anonymous urologist' really named 'Marquis de Sade'?
ReplyDeleteAnd why not in your Doctor's office, instead of a mall somewhere?
Is this what happened to Thing after The Addams Family was cancelled? Couldn't find another job in Hollywood, and had to enter the medical profession?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was robotic.
ReplyDeleteThat's even creepier.