"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Huh. I always assumed that Don Lemon, for example, just oozed down from his daddy's butt crack.
I'm waiting for Sloth Month.
I'm waiting for Leave Me Alone Month. Or, if I were British: Bugger Off Month
Good one, JeffS! Thanks, Paco! Btw, when is Heterosexual Month? Heck, when is Heterosexual Day? Is it the same day as Pickle Day.
Or: Thank Two heterosexuals for your existence.
Huh. I always assumed that Don Lemon, for example, just oozed down from his daddy's butt crack.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Sloth Month.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Leave Me Alone Month.
ReplyDeleteOr, if I were British: Bugger Off Month
Good one, JeffS! Thanks, Paco! Btw, when is Heterosexual Month? Heck, when is Heterosexual Day? Is it the same day as Pickle Day.
ReplyDeleteOr: Thank Two heterosexuals for your existence.
ReplyDelete