...so this can't possibly be any worse: "Freeze-dried feces pills called 'crapsules' to be taken by patients in clinical trial".
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...so this can't possibly be any worse: "Freeze-dried feces pills called 'crapsules' to be taken by patients in clinical trial".
"...to be taken by patients..."?
ReplyDeleteThey misspelled 'victims'.
Not to worry... the media will point out that the shit is local and sustainable, and that it is served on locally produced artisan whole grain... and the crumbled cockroaches add crunch!
ReplyDeleteOh, and instead of "cockroach," we're rebranding them as "protein scurriers."
"Protein scurriers". Almost sounds good enough to eat!
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