"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Oh yeah, I used to buy that brand from ol' Stumpy Fergusen. You always had to stand to his right side because he was deaf in the left ear. Made it hard to count the change because that was where his bad eye was.
We favored the M-80. It was rumored to be equivalent to a quarter stick of dynamite. They've been unavailable for many years, I believe, at least in most states. No mail box was safe.
So dissppointing, not one cherry bomb.
ReplyDeleteThe cherry bomb: a boy's best friend, a toilet's worst enemy*.
*They stopped making cherry bombs before Chipotle started making explosive...uhhhhh..... doody.
Oh yeah, I used to buy that brand from ol' Stumpy Fergusen. You always had to stand to his right side because he was deaf in the left ear. Made it hard to count the change because that was where his bad eye was.
ReplyDeleteWe favored the M-80. It was rumored to be equivalent to a quarter stick of dynamite. They've been unavailable for many years, I believe, at least in most states. No mail box was safe.
ReplyDeleteit seems that antifa doesn't have a problem getting that sort of stuff.
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