"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
But screw that, I can get ice cream with cherries in it a lot cheaper, and without the moral preening and bigoted scolding elsewhere. As for these insufferable jackwagons, they can eat a bag of Richards. Not gonna take advice from a couple of filthy rich Commies.
There's a dairy farm/complex in my local area, Young's Dairy, which makes excellent ice cream (as well as serving big country breakfasts for a decent price). Ben & Jerry's, what's that?
I used to get their stuff all the time, now I get what's cheap or Hurgen Durz. (sp?) I forget which lefty virtue signal causes me to stop buying, I think it was during the Bush years. They just keep saying stuff that demands I not buy their product.
I enjoy Haagen Dazs, but usually get a less expensive brand. Dreyers Creamery French Vanilla is fantastic. Currently, I like butter pecan, and rocky road (any chocolate) from other brands.
I have to limit my intake of ice cream these days, but we occasionally go out to one of the local independent operators. I've never bought Ben & Jerry's in my life.
I started my boycott of b&j years ago when a cop friend told me that b&j were supporting the free mumia movement... but I upped my boycott game by stopping in on free cone days... first day of spring, father's day, and my best effort, mother's day with my visably pregnant wife for the 2fer...
You could've gone in on Mother's Day and said you identify as a mother. A full beard and a tube top might lead to exploding heads, all for the sake of a free cone. Win-Win.
The B&J variety I always liked was Cherry Garcia.
ReplyDeleteBut screw that, I can get ice cream with cherries in it a lot cheaper, and without the moral preening and bigoted scolding elsewhere. As for these insufferable jackwagons, they can eat a bag of Richards. Not gonna take advice from a couple of filthy rich Commies.
There's a dairy farm/complex in my local area, Young's Dairy, which makes excellent ice cream (as well as serving big country breakfasts for a decent price). Ben & Jerry's, what's that?
ReplyDeleteYes, Rebecca, there are plenty of alternative ice creams, thank God.
ReplyDeleteI avoid B&J like it's the plague.
I used to get their stuff all the time, now I get what's cheap or Hurgen Durz. (sp?)
ReplyDeleteI forget which lefty virtue signal causes me to stop buying, I think it was during the Bush years.
They just keep saying stuff that demands I not buy their product.
I enjoy Haagen Dazs, but usually get a less expensive brand. Dreyers Creamery French Vanilla is fantastic. Currently, I like butter pecan, and rocky road (any chocolate) from other brands.
DeleteSo we get two pints, one for Ben, and one for Jerry.
ReplyDeleteOops. I reread the title, and realized the offer only extends to Native Americans. How much Native does one have to be?
ReplyDeleteAs everyone here probably knows, it was the French who started scalping. So...
I have to limit my intake of ice cream these days, but we occasionally go out to one of the local independent operators. I've never bought Ben & Jerry's in my life.
ReplyDeleteI started my boycott of b&j years ago when a cop friend told me that b&j were supporting the free mumia movement... but I upped my boycott game by stopping in on free cone days... first day of spring, father's day, and my best effort, mother's day with my visably pregnant wife for the 2fer...
ReplyDeleteYou could've gone in on Mother's Day and said you identify as a mother. A full beard and a tube top might lead to exploding heads, all for the sake of a free cone. Win-Win.
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