Saturday, July 15, 2023

Dear SMOD...

...I know you plan to kill all or most of us - hey, no hard feelings, it's what every meteor aspires to - but I'd be deeply grateful if you would make this bozo's home (or by-the-hour hotel room, if that's more appropriate, in the event) your point of impact: "Disgraced Democrat Defends the Naked Images Found on Hunter Biden’s Laptop".

The "People's House" is full of dumb, nasty bastards, but Swalwell is a real standout. 

6 comments:

  1. Smallwell is a slime ball himself, so why wouldn't he excuse Hunter's entirely consensual prostitutes? Anybody heard from Fang Fang lately?

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  2. Stephen A SkubinnaJuly 15, 2023 at 4:18 PM

    Right, Swallwell.

    Or as I think of him, Greg Marmalarde.

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  3. Oh, heck, I'd be happy if Swallwell was at Ground Zero for a meteorite impact of, oh, say, a couple kilotons of yield.

    Or just a brick dropped from a building. I'm not fussy.

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  4. A Lucifer's Hammer sort of meteor would result in widespread cannibalism within a week as much of our population couldn't survive without Uber Eats.
    Unfortunately folks like Nadler could feed the rest of Congress for months so they'd survive for longer than we might hope.

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  5. True, one Jerry Nadler = 20 head of cattle.

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  6. Naturally Smallwell is defending Hunter's laptop porn. Say, has anybody heard from Fang Fang lately?

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