I am that shocked: "Secret Service Unable to Identify White House Cocaine Smuggler".
When it comes to identifying and charging Democrat malefactors, the Deep State cops can't find their butts with both hands.
"Yep. The trail's gone cold. Oh, well. Time to move on to the next big case."
Breaking news: Secret Service finds evidence the cocaine found in WH was left by the Trump Administration!
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't write headlines for the Babylon Bee.
They know who left the cocaine, and they know who he left it for. This is just another White House coverup to protect Dirty Old Joe's reputation (Hunter doesn't matter, and when Daddy finally kicks the bucket, his little boy is toast.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they didn't just finger Kamala and solve two problems at once.
ReplyDeleteA&A: Yes, they missed a golden opportunity, there.
ReplyDeleteNah, nobody would buy that Kamala is a cokehead.
ReplyDeleteI mean, look at her constant cackling, her inappropriate giddiness, her driftiness, her logorrhea... she's obviously a pothead.
You just know she spends the night eating delivery pizza and watching Gilligan's Island marathons. "See this button? I had it moved from the Oval Office, it's the one Trump used to push for a Diet Pepsi. When I press it, a steward brings me a liter bottle of Mountain Dew and a bag of Doritos."
As I saw somewhere today, they're arresting everybody who was near the Capitol on 1/6 but they can't find one person in the most secure place in the country.
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