"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, August 28, 2023
Client to tattooist...
..."Tell you what: just tattoo my face with the first image that pops into your mind".
Y’know, tattoos are popular, I get that, but some people are touched in the head, and should require parental or guardian permission to spend more than $5.
I'll say. My older son, the eminent Virginia Beach tattooist, says that it's typical in the industry to warn clients at length about getting facial tattoos.
On the upside, for the guy in the photo, his buddies can play a game of checkers whenever they want.
Y’know, tattoos are popular, I get that, but some people are touched in the head, and should require parental or guardian permission to spend more than $5.
ReplyDeleteI'll say. My older son, the eminent Virginia Beach tattooist, says that it's typical in the industry to warn clients at length about getting facial tattoos.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside, for the guy in the photo, his buddies can play a game of checkers whenever they want.
Down side: easier identification if a crime is committed by them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd totally hire that guy... but only for public facing positions.
ReplyDeleteSay, bank teller, for example.
I'm in favor of face tattoos.
ReplyDeleteIt's a reliable indicator of who I don't want to talk to.
It's like Bele and Lokai had a son!
ReplyDelete(Obscure Star Trek reference)
Bucky: Yeah, I bet he'd get picked up pretty fast.
ReplyDeleteStephen: Bank teller. Haw!