"Oakland Mayor Asks Residents To Blow Air Horn Once To Announce Stabbing, Twice For Shooting".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
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"Oakland Mayor Asks Residents To Blow Air Horn Once To Announce Stabbing, Twice For Shooting".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
Huh. I would have expected the instructions to be "blow once for a response in English, twice for Spanish."
ReplyDeleteThat's backwards. It's one for Spanish, two for ___, three for ___ .... English comes last. Can you imagine people trying to figure out how many there had been.
DeleteIf they really wanted to do it right, they'd require all residents to learn Morse Code to cover the wide variety of criminal offenses not covered by police protection.
ReplyDeleteThey should put that to music! Here's an example of how to do it.
ReplyDeleteI love that song Jeff. Haven't thought about it for years and I am now exploring ways of dowloading a record or cassette tape or whatever the young folk do these days.
DeleteThe city will pay for the air horns for all non-White people. Whitey, you're on your own.
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