"Police in Democrat-Run Oakland Urge Residents to Use Airhorns if Targeted by Criminals".
As the article points out, one poor old lady didn't have an airhorn, and had to rely on a .357 Magnum.
"Sorry, boys, the folks with the airhorn live next door."
"Airhorn... oh wow, sorry it's in the shop. Best I can do is this 1911. Darn."
ReplyDeleteOf course, air horns are also very convenient to carry around in your back pocket, or purse.
ReplyDeleteAnd how long before they require a license to purchase & carry an air horn?
What the heck do these people think an air horn is going to do? Make the police show up quicker? Bring out a posse of Dudley do-rights ready to take on some nutter with a machete?
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