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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"I painta da Beewtiful Lady anda you give her just a feefteen seconds! Vaffanculo!"
ReplyDeleteWhazza mattah fo' you? We can't have all a deeze, whatta-ya-call, rubber necks backin' up like-a some kinda sewer pipe. Feefteen-a seconds is plenty time to savor de byuootiful picture. Dey doan like it, dey can go see de picture a' de dogs playin' briscola, take-a all de time dey want.
ReplyDeleteI probably spent two minutes. Would I be considered an art aficionado?
ReplyDeleteOr a slow learner?