Saturday, October 28, 2023

Everybody gets to play Indian for 15 minutes

Or for decades, in some cases: "Oscar-Winning Musician Buffy Sainte-Marie Accused of Faking ‘Indigenous’ Identity".

Full disclosure: My real name is Steals Other Men's Horses, and I am a chief of the Pok-Ho tribe, a little known Indian nation which originally inhabited the ancient Uwharrie mountains of North Carolina. We were driven from our ancestral home by evil white men who were astonishingly reluctant to share their livestock.

4 comments:

  1. Reparations for the Pok-Ho tribe are long overdue! And they can start by collecting money to build a casino from all the white men & women who use the word 'indigenous' as a virtue signal.

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  2. So she's Italian, according to the birth cert found by CBC. Well, life is full of surprises.

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  3. Buffy challenges Rachel Dolezal for the position of #1 Fake Indigenous.
    Settle it with a cage match!

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  4. A casino would be great. Then I could stop running my gambling operations off of my yacht, the Jolly Codger.

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