"Rowan County man’s body mistaken for Halloween prop; lawn mowed around him".
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The people of the town ARE strange.
ReplyDeleteWhoa oh (whoa oh) China Grove.
Well... far better than just ignoring the body and mowing right over it, I guess.
ReplyDelete"Hey, you know that Halloween decoration I ran over? Turns out it was really a dead body!"
Whoa! That's pretty funny, huh?
"Well... not really. In fact, not at all."