"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Megan Rapinoe is an angry, bitter woman for whom no amount of accolades from soccer fans would be enough (nobody outside of women's soccer really cares about her). You can see it on her face. You could break rocks on that face.
The existence of Megan Rapinoe could be taken as evidence of God's nonexistence.
ReplyDeleteI however, choose to view it as evidence of God's puckish sense of humor.
Yes, sort of a divinely-inspired whoopee cushion.
ReplyDeleteProduct of how many years of education and can't form a coherent sentence, too.
ReplyDeleteMegan Rapinoe is an angry, bitter woman for whom no amount of accolades from soccer fans would be enough (nobody outside of women's soccer really cares about her). You can see it on her face. You could break rocks on that face.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem to be afflicted with Permanent Grievance Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteMaybe God snapped her achilles tendon cuz He thought it would funny.
ReplyDeleteHe does have a sense of humor and a habit of smiting jerks like her.
At least she's laughable now.
ReplyDeleteWe won't be laughing when she moves to Onlyfans!
Well, God had a little something to say about that:
ReplyDeletehttps://freebeacon.com/satire/guest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real/