Saturday, January 27, 2024

No wonder they're the "Secret" Service

With stupid decisions like this, I wouldn't want anybody to know I worked for them either: "Secret Service Agents Ordered to Not Wear Red Ties Because President Trump Wears Red Ties".

If I were Trump, and I managed to get back into the White House, I'd order all the Secret Service agents to wear Trump "Punisher" caps.



5 comments:

  1. What small, petty people our fine betters are.
    Of course, I doubt the Secret Service folks would wear red ties, their job is to be unobtrusive.

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  2. Not sure how Trump could trust his Secret Service detail. Were I him I'd send them home and contract with Blackwater of Executive Outcomes of somebody professional.

    Hell, he'd probably be better off stopping at the Dew Drop Inn and hiring a half dozen bubbas.

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  3. I'd say that Trump Punisher hat is an excellent money-making product for Paco Enterprises.

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  4. Rebecca: Absolutely! And we'll also becoming out with some Joe Biden hardhats with two backends, and the slogan, "Let's Go, Brandon!"

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  5. "be coming". I'm beginning to type like Biden talks.

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