Some funny stuff from Gregory concerning Woolworth's dumping of its out-of-touch CEO, Brad Banducci, who had the "smart idear" to snub Australia Day: "The Woke Food People bin their boss."
Gregory's translation of the corporate applesauce constituting the official press release is priceless:
Scott Perkins said that between the Australia Day debacle and his tantrum during a tv interview, Brad had dropped more shit on the Woolworths brand than a squadron of diarrhea-ridden flying wombats.
Haw!
Update For you skeptics out there who don't think wombats can fly, friend and commenter JeffS has provided some visual proof (this is absolutely not the result of AI, guys!)
No such thing as flying wombats.
ReplyDeleteBut that's understandable. People have mistakenly identified drop bears that way. To be fair, when showered with marsupial poop precise observation often goes out the window.
I think you're in error, brother. Check out this obviously authentic image
ReplyDeleteAfter this post, and that 'Putin translation' item, a lot of readers here must be thinking that Australians can barely get a sentence out without a cussword.
ReplyDeleteFkin right about that!
A mate of mine had the nickname Wombat. It came from the foraging habits of the marsupial.
ReplyDelete"eats roots shoots and leaves".
It also described his mating habits. FYI "root" is Australian slang for having sex.
Yeah Mick, I heard that one when I was a youngster. Not about anyone in particular tho.
ReplyDeleteMr. Paco sir once said that out of the 10 most venomous creatures on earth, Australia has 15 of them (I'm paraphrasing). So, don't try to tell me Australia doesn't have flying wombats. And I'll see their drop bears with our drop iguanas.
ReplyDeleteI've actually seen drop iguanas; when we lived in Miami, one of them fell (or jumped) out of a mango tree in my backyard and almost landed on my head.
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