Test new scales at truck weighing stations on the interstate? "Lizzo Says 'I Quit' and I Can't Stop Laughing".
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Test new scales at truck weighing stations on the interstate? "Lizzo Says 'I Quit' and I Can't Stop Laughing".
She made a career out of being fat.
ReplyDeleteI tried that, but I guess I'm not fat enough.
Oh well, back to the Nutella I guess.
When she got on the scales the display said "One at a time please".
ReplyDeleteSince they're replacing everybody with black women, she could always be the Stay-Puft Man in the next "Ghostbusters".
ReplyDeleteRebeccaH, now that's funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen she got on the scales the display said "One at a time please".
ReplyDeleteHaw!