"Lawsuit: Man Wakes Up to Scorpion Stinging Him in Groin at Las Vegas Resort".
Pretty bad. Not as bad as having to listen to a Biden speech, though.
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"Lawsuit: Man Wakes Up to Scorpion Stinging Him in Groin at Las Vegas Resort".
Pretty bad. Not as bad as having to listen to a Biden speech, though.
Oh man. I hate waking up to a scorpion stinging me in the groin at a Las Vegas resort.
ReplyDeleteGreek friend told me his father's advice for when visiting the Old Country: if you sleep outdoors, sit upright against a tree, so scorpion doesn't crawl in your ear.
ReplyDeleteNo advice for protecting groin though.
Shoulda gone with the human hooker.
ReplyDeleteSure, they're more expensive, but the tail isn't usually venomous.