"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
What really chaps my a$$ about all this crap is how unnecessary it all is. There's no need to embroider "Uncle Bosie's" story, and doing so is a disservice to the man. He dies in service to his country during a war. That's not nothing. But to invent idiotic details, like he was piloting the plane, he got shot down, eaten by cannibals... that is the comic book version of the man's life and death.
Why not have him parachuting into Berlin and assassinating Hitler, Himmler, Goering and Goebbels why you're at it? And then he steals the secret Nazi prototype stratospheric rocket to return home, but is shot down by the Nazi flying saucers operating from the secret Antarctic base, and then the cannibals?
And have the cannibals wear red ball caps and shout "This is MAGA country!" as they do the deed? It's no more stupid than what Biden already does every time he opens his mouth and burnishes his own heroic superhero origin story.
And the whore media nods along and dutifully repeats his crap all the time, while simultaneously reminding us that Trump lies and is a danger to democracy.
Give Joe some credit.
ReplyDeleteAt least he left Beau out of the story.
Okay, weighing in again.
ReplyDeleteWhat really chaps my a$$ about all this crap is how unnecessary it all is. There's no need to embroider "Uncle Bosie's" story, and doing so is a disservice to the man. He dies in service to his country during a war. That's not nothing. But to invent idiotic details, like he was piloting the plane, he got shot down, eaten by cannibals... that is the comic book version of the man's life and death.
Why not have him parachuting into Berlin and assassinating Hitler, Himmler, Goering and Goebbels why you're at it? And then he steals the secret Nazi prototype stratospheric rocket to return home, but is shot down by the Nazi flying saucers operating from the secret Antarctic base, and then the cannibals?
And have the cannibals wear red ball caps and shout "This is MAGA country!" as they do the deed? It's no more stupid than what Biden already does every time he opens his mouth and burnishes his own heroic superhero origin story.
And the whore media nods along and dutifully repeats his crap all the time, while simultaneously reminding us that Trump lies and is a danger to democracy.
And have the cannibals wear red ball caps and shout "This is MAGA country!" as they do the deed
ReplyDeleteThat one made me lol!