Sunday, April 21, 2024

Sunday funnies

 








Dog doesn't like your girlfriend.


Best truck? Your call.










From Powerline's The Week in Pictures.






Personally verified...


5 comments:

rinardman said...

I'm not sure the world is going to beat a path to this guy's door.

I can't speak for the world, but I sure want one! Make the little bastards die a lingering, painful death!

JeffS said...

I'm with you, r-man!

I shared the truck debate video with my niece -- back when I had a Ford pick up, she kept on sending me Ford jokes ... ...

Paco said...

The thing is, would that mousetrap kill a mouse, or just teach it a lesson?

rinardman said...

It looks like it would hold the mouse until you take it out, so whether it gets the death penalty would be up to you. Since the trap is electric powered, I would set it up so that after five minutes of beatings, it would administer a deadly electric shock to dispense with the intruder.

Or maybe ten minutes, the little bastards!

Veeshir said...

A roomba is exactly what he looks like.
I forget who said it first, but it cracked me up.
From Teleprompter Jesus to President Roomba.
The singularity is here!

I think that mouse trap would either kill or seriously damage a rat when the zip-tie tightens on it's back.
As for the spanking, I know a few girls would love that machine.