I just realized that one of my sneakers has a hole in it.
Oh, and, btw, this happened: "Iranians Asked to Pray for President Raisi After Helicopter Goes Missing".
Iranians have been asked to pray for the safety of President Ebrahim Raisi after his helicopter went missing on the way back from a meeting Sunday with President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan.
The helicopter was also carrying Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian, among other officials. It went missing in heavy fog in the mountainous region of northwestern Iran.
With any luck, he'll be meeting his first heavenly virgin right about now.
"Pucker up, sweetie!"
If he has been fatally deaded, watch the accusations of Israeli sabotage. Probably using Zionist suicide buzzards. Of course, if da Joooos are behind it, that should make every other ululating death junkie nervous.
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible! How awful!
ReplyDeleteI hate buying new sneakers.
On a lighter note...
I don't think he gets any virgins, he didn't die for Allah.
He might have been killed for Allah.
In that case, I think he becomes a virgin for some hairy suicide bomber.
that's a shame...
ReplyDeleteLet's see politicians worldwide line up for helicopter rides the way they lined up to push the clot shot.
ReplyDeleteDo a search for "Eli Copter" and maybe "Mossad Agent". It's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWell, by all accounts Raisi has met the afterlife, and I imagine it's a total surprise to him in more ways than one.
ReplyDeletePrayers for the helicopter! It's a martyr that should be remembered.
ReplyDeleteMy wish is that they go where there are no virgins.
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