"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, May 28, 2024
Mayor Pete shows you don't have to have dementia to be a complete imbecile
But... why isn't turbulence caused by racism? You know, white supremacy? And, ummm, probably the patriarchy too? Didn't they find a couple of MAGA hats in the area that plane bounced and killed that one guy?
And the guy who died on that flight had a heart attack, which happens more to men than women, so that's not fair to women of course, who are left to clean up the mess we men leave behind when we're off galivanting in the afterlife.
Help me out here. Pete Buttcheeks reminds me of somebody, but I can't think who. The closest I can come is Howdy Doody without the freckles, or Alfalfa from the Little Rascals without the cowlick, but I'm dating myself. Maybe Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine "What, me worry?" Whatever, he has that same juvenile, unserious kind of face, and he certainly doesn't do himself any favors when he opens his mouth.
Arthur Lake as Dagwood Bumstead? But with added facial fluff like a koala?
Anyway it bugs me how they claimed 'one dead' when he died of a heart attack. On one of the biggest passenger planes ever carrying several hundreds. Which would also be more cumbersome to maneuver.
And that zone is known for turbulence, I've flown thru it many times and had rough rides. Downunder we have to go through it to get to the rest of the world.
Maybe global warming caused Pete Bootiejudge.
ReplyDeleteThey're both anti-fact and pretty stupid if you pay any attention.
better check the big list of things blamed on global warming and add him to it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe global warming caused Pete Bootiejudge.
ReplyDeleteIt never seems to ever cause anything good, so that would fit.
But... why isn't turbulence caused by racism? You know, white supremacy? And, ummm, probably the patriarchy too? Didn't they find a couple of MAGA hats in the area that plane bounced and killed that one guy?
ReplyDeleteMaybe global warming caused Pete Bootiejudge. They're both anti-fact and pretty stupid if you pay any attention.
ReplyDeleteHaw!
Stephen: May well be racism. Have you ever noticed contrails? And have you noticed what color they are? Yep.
This! Is! Magaltitude!
ReplyDeleteAnd the guy who died on that flight had a heart attack, which happens more to men than women, so that's not fair to women of course, who are left to clean up the mess we men leave behind when we're off galivanting in the afterlife.
ReplyDeleteHelp me out here. Pete Buttcheeks reminds me of somebody, but I can't think who. The closest I can come is Howdy Doody without the freckles, or Alfalfa from the Little Rascals without the cowlick, but I'm dating myself. Maybe Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine "What, me worry?" Whatever, he has that same juvenile, unserious kind of face, and he certainly doesn't do himself any favors when he opens his mouth.
ReplyDeleteArthur Lake as Dagwood Bumstead? But with added facial fluff like a koala?
ReplyDeleteAnyway it bugs me how they claimed 'one dead' when he died of a heart attack. On one of the biggest passenger planes ever carrying several hundreds. Which would also be more cumbersome to maneuver.
And that zone is known for turbulence, I've flown thru it many times and had rough rides. Downunder we have to go through it to get to the rest of the world.