I've been focusing on psychopathic mockingbirds, but I may need to start focusing on these things: "Firefighters help remove 12-foot alligator lunging at cars in the road".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I've been focusing on psychopathic mockingbirds, but I may need to start focusing on these things: "Firefighters help remove 12-foot alligator lunging at cars in the road".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
Okay, I'm all for saving wildlife an all, but a 12 foot alligator? Come on, people. Fried gator bites. Shoes. Handbags. They aren't endangered anymore.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't endangered anymore.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to feel kind of endangered.
You'd be the wrong kind of endangered. White, male, and Conservative.
DeleteBuck up, Mr. Paco sir. As Scarlet O'Hara said, tomorrow is another day.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow's local headlines: "Rabid rats developing unforeseen lock-picking skills".
ReplyDeleteIf that gator could speak he might be saying 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!'
ReplyDeleteWhat they didn't know was, the gator had a big date that night and wanted to wash off the swamp smell with some clean water.
ReplyDeleteIf the date went well for him, there'll be a bunch of baby gators running around in a few months.
People, the question really is, “Why did the alligator cross the road?”
ReplyDeleteIt crossed the road to get to a small adorable puppy.
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