Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson has identified the primary cause of violence in Chicago

 

The guy looks around for Republican devils and can't do any better than Richard Nixon. What a complete idiot. As dumb as they come. 

So, HOW DUMB IS HE?

He's so dumb, they had to burn down the school to get him out of the third grade.

At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… he put “Aries.”

When he saw "under 17 not admitted" at the movies he went out and got 16 friends.

He grabbed a bowl when someone said it was chilly outside.

6 comments:

  1. Stephen A SkubinnaJuly 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM

    Give him credit for not grabbing the usual go-to "But TWUUUMMMMPPPP!!!!" card Dems always seem to flash. Nixon, huh? It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them.

    What were the three toughest years in Johnson's life? Sixth grade.

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    1. He'd get to Trump...eventually. it just takes a little longer for this rock in a shipping container of rocks. He should get a little recognition for not going to Trump right off. That takes some doing. BTW, is he any relation to Hank "Guam may capsize" Johnson.

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  2. Well, he wasn't called "Tricky Dick" for no reason, don't you know.

    Just imagine what Mayor Johnson would be saying now if George Wallace had been elected President in 1968, instead of Nixon.

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  3. "Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."
    Captain Nathan Brittles, US Cavalry and, apparently, every Dem politician ever and increasing numbers of GOP pols.

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    1. I think Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS said that too. I don't recall which number it is of his rules.

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  4. Blame the white man for generations of black dysfunction. Any white man will do, living or dead.

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