"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Shoot, I forgot!
This clown is still president...
Still plenty of time for him, wittingly or otherwise, to start a nuclear war or trigger another Great Depression. Better order up some of those survival food supplies.
I am betting that he does not have direct access to the launch codes. My guess is the WH CoS, SecDef and SecState have formed a triumvirate to shortstop any urgent national security matters.
What Stephen S. said. It's questionable whether he ever had access to the codes, since it's becoming ever more clear that he was non compos mentis all along. That's not to say he hasn't done serious damage to the country.
Also, every photo I see of that decomposing husk stretched out in a beach chair makes me wish I could run up there, tip his chair over, and bury his head in the sand.
Haw! I'd like to slip up to him, carefully tie one end of a rope to his ankle, swim out beyond the surf with the other end of the rope to a strategically-placed jet ski, affix the rope, climb aboard and let 'er rip!
I am betting that he does not have direct access to the launch codes. My guess is the WH CoS, SecDef and SecState have formed a triumvirate to shortstop any urgent national security matters.
ReplyDeleteWhat Stephen S. said. It's questionable whether he ever had access to the codes, since it's becoming ever more clear that he was non compos mentis all along. That's not to say he hasn't done serious damage to the country.
ReplyDeleteAlso, every photo I see of that decomposing husk stretched out in a beach chair makes me wish I could run up there, tip his chair over, and bury his head in the sand.
ReplyDeleteHaw! I'd like to slip up to him, carefully tie one end of a rope to his ankle, swim out beyond the surf with the other end of the rope to a strategically-placed jet ski, affix the rope, climb aboard and let 'er rip!
DeleteUnfortunately you can't get that close because of the SS protection crew.
ReplyDeleteConsidering today's USSS, I bet we could bribe 'em.
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