"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Dinosaurs drove cars! So, it wasn't an asteroid that wiped them out, they wiped themselves out by driving CO₂ spewing cars that caused Jurassic period global warming!
'List Kamala's accomplishments? What kind of a sexist racist are you?'
ReplyDeleteDoc didn't "get" out, Doc *broke* out. Border collies are funny that way.
ReplyDeleteDinosaurs drove cars! So, it wasn't an asteroid that wiped them out, they wiped themselves out by driving CO₂ spewing cars that caused Jurassic period global warming!
ReplyDeleteI really, really like the Gorilla Glue one. Imagine the squirming and squealing.
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