"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Hmmmm. Maybe they tested it by holding it up to the nose of a fighter plane? Where's the nearest Air Force Base or Naval Air Station to, er, Amishville?
Speaking of which, my first ship in the Navy we had some riders from the navy League going from Long Beach to Seattle with us. Two of them went up to the O8 level (top of the island) and suddenly one was on the deck flopping around like a gaffed flounder.
Got him down to medical where they determined his pacemaker was running irregularly. People with pacemakers all know the hazards of microwave ovens, but apparently not all of them know that "Radar Range" was not simply a cute marketing term.
Half a star is still too high. Unless being incomprehensible is considered an asset. In which case she gets the whole five and a couple of bonus stars.
Amish... microwave... popcorn.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Maybe they tested it by holding it up to the nose of a fighter plane? Where's the nearest Air Force Base or Naval Air Station to, er, Amishville?
Speaking of which, my first ship in the Navy we had some riders from the navy League going from Long Beach to Seattle with us. Two of them went up to the O8 level (top of the island) and suddenly one was on the deck flopping around like a gaffed flounder.
Got him down to medical where they determined his pacemaker was running irregularly. People with pacemakers all know the hazards of microwave ovens, but apparently not all of them know that "Radar Range" was not simply a cute marketing term.
Half a star is still too high.
ReplyDeleteUnless being incomprehensible is considered an asset. In which case she gets the whole five and a couple of bonus stars.
And when the elevator crashes at the bottom, the sign falls off, revealing another sign: I said a 'small jump' lard butt!
ReplyDeleteThat's a VERY non-retaining wall.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I would take the stairs rather than that elevator.
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