Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Hey, Salon, you misspelled "inert"

"Salon Magazine: Tim Walz’s Innate Masculinity ‘Drives MAGA Men Nuts’".

Update  Well, speak of the devil! Mrs. Paco and I were making cornbread awhile ago, and Tim Walz dropped by to dazzle us with his extremely masculine personality.


Update II  "Democratic vice presidential wannabe Tim Walz made an appearance at the Minnesota State Fair yesterday. I would like to say he was exhibited among the livestock with the swine, but he was a featured attraction."

10 comments:

  1. Ah, Salon. Everybody's go-to source on how to do that masculinity thing that's all the rage these days.

    Oh those kids and their wacky fads!

    What compels these pallid specimens to lecture, hector, scold, and berate the rest of us? Do giraffes read Salon to learn how to be giraffes?

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  2. Any giraffe reading Salon would probably come away suspecting that it was, in reality, a mere hedgehog.

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  3. Oh, so that's what it is! Is "driven nuts" the same as "pissing me off!"

    And I bet MAGA women are being driven nuts by Kamala/Kamala's....everything about her.

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  4. Their pretending he is masculine is a little annoying.
    Like claiming Que' Mala is not useless.

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    1. In some ways, I find Walz even more obnoxious and repugnant than Harris.

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  5. 1984 and the chocolate ration come to mind.
    Scarcity is Abundance
    Imbecility is Understanding
    Cowardice is Courage

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  6. Comparing Walz to swine is an insult to bacon.

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  7. I must defend the hedgehog,
    I read a book a while back 'The Elegance of the Hedgehog,' a French book, but good nun the less, and like to think of myself as hedgehogian.

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    1. No slight against the hedgehog was intended; this , er, noble little beast was chosen just to illustrate the great physical contrast between the giraffe and something that is nearly the giraffe's opposite.

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  8. 'Macho Macho Man', yes down at the S & M club they may find Walz's porcinity exciting. In Salon Mag's parallel fantasy universe.
    - Bruce

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