"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Yes, some Canadians took Trump's joking seriously, but the best responses come from within our borders, as the usual suspects find themselves incapable of resisting Trump's laser pointer.
We’re obviously not going to take bits of Canada (we may be Americans but we’re not that rude), and we’re probably not going to get Greenland either, but our master negotiator Trump can make mutually beneficial deals with them. I can’t think of one reason we’d want third world Panama except for bragging rights.
We should invade Canada, pants Trudeau, steal a bunch of their beer, leave. I like Canadian beer. Even Bud is decent there. Or at least is was in the 80s-90s.
Yes, some Canadians took Trump's joking seriously, but the best responses come from within our borders, as the usual suspects find themselves incapable of resisting Trump's laser pointer.
ReplyDeleteNobody trolls like DJT.
DeleteWell, after seeing that....maybe we should reconsider, and just go for Greenland.
ReplyDeleteWe’re obviously not going to take bits of Canada (we may be Americans but we’re not that rude), and we’re probably not going to get Greenland either, but our master negotiator Trump can make mutually beneficial deals with them. I can’t think of one reason we’d want third world Panama except for bragging rights.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Greenland gaining independence and then signing a Compact of Free Association with us.
DeleteWhy a baseball bat? Canada is awash in hockey sticks, and the skills to use them effectively.
ReplyDeleteOr has their culture been stolen by Yankee fans?
The Chinese are working on taking the canal.
ReplyDeleteIt's hugely important for commerce and war.
We should invade Canada, pants Trudeau, steal a bunch of their beer, leave.
ReplyDeleteI like Canadian beer. Even Bud is decent there. Or at least is was in the 80s-90s.
A mere punitive and looting expedition. I like it.
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