Just make sure he gets fed regularly: "Cannibal Who Killed Man with an Axe and Ate His Brain and Eyeball Has Been Granted Conditional Release in Connecticut".
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Just make sure he gets fed regularly: "Cannibal Who Killed Man with an Axe and Ate His Brain and Eyeball Has Been Granted Conditional Release in Connecticut".
What's the point of even having a government, if it won't even attempt to protect the citizens' lives and property?
ReplyDeleteI guess he's a mostly peaceful cannibal.
ReplyDeletePsychiatrists are stupid. They persist in believing that the insane people they keep in hospitals, where they’re watched and regimented 24/7, are “cured” because they behave like normal people. So the psychiatrists let them go, and good luck if they stay on their meds and keep their appointments.
ReplyDelete"Okay, fella, you can go free. But first, you promise before this review board that you won't be buying any more axes. Come on now, promise! All right, we're good."
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