Thursday, March 13, 2025

Dog bites man... not a story

 Dog shoots man...story: "Dog shoots owner after getting paw stuck in gun trigger guard, police say".

On scene, officers spoke with a man who said he was lying on his bed with a female friend when his dog, a pit bull puppy named Oreo, jumped on the bed.
The dog’s paw got stuck in the gun’s trigger guard and ended up hitting the trigger, according to police.
When the gun went off, the victim was grazed by a bullet in his upper left thigh. He was taken to the hospital in non-critical condition.

I find this sentence interesting: 

Police say the man’s friend left the home after the incident, taking the gun with her. Officers found shell casings on the front room floor.

Casings? Plural? Did the dog fire off a few rounds in the front room, too? I have a feeling that we don't know the whole story.


I was framed, I'm tellin' yez! I ain't done nuttin'!

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, sounds fishy to me. Who goes to bed wearing a loaded gun?

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  2. I figure either the guy kept breaking treats in half and only giving half at a time or he's lying.
    But mostly the lying thing.
    Blaming your fart on the dog is no less obvious.

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    1. I've always thought that blaming the dog for my fart is an excellent strategy ... ... if you can time matters properly.

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  3. you're lucky kagogi I never shot you.

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    1. As the source of McD's cheeseburgers, I was safe.

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  4. Send the pooch to dog court!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA3tRycstA0

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    1. Haw! The shot of the jury made me laugh out loud.

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