I would have had a huge fleet of cool bicycles: "You've Got to Be Kidding Me: DOGE Uncovers Hundreds of Millions in SBA Loans… to Children".
"Sweet! My SBA loan just came through. Let's have a drink and celebrate."
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"Son, here's your allowance for this year. It's a $1.2 M check from a government agency that has something to do with business, so if anyone asks about it tell them it's for capital improvements."
ReplyDeleteI think some of the money went to to people over 100years old too; so, it's possible fraudsters or illegal aliens using stolen social security numbers were tempted by all that easy money; time to investigate.
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