"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Memo to the governor: No more USAID donuts for YOU!
I'm so proud to have a governor whose BMI is higher than his IQ.
Geez, what did my next-door neighbor buy now?I wonder what the HOA is gonna think of that?
I think the neighbor bought an industrial size puppy blender and that's the base, can't wait to see the blender carafe!
Chick Norris has only two facial expressions. One of which has never been seen.
My favorite is Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Okay, that's funnier.
Memo to the governor:
ReplyDeleteNo more USAID donuts for YOU!
I'm so proud to have a governor whose BMI is higher than his IQ.
DeleteGeez, what did my next-door neighbor buy now?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the HOA is gonna think of that?
I think the neighbor bought an industrial size puppy blender and that's the base, can't wait to see the blender carafe!
ReplyDeleteChick Norris has only two facial expressions. One of which has never been seen.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
DeleteChuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
DeleteOkay, that's funnier.
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