Honey, can you see who's at the door?
When you wake up and discover the nightmare is real.
You know, there's a slight dirt aftertaste.
Just like a Venus flytrap!
This one made me laugh out loud. ↓
From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The Accordion Threat - does it work against religious doorknockers too?
ReplyDeleteAsking for a friend.
I once saw the best way to find out where she wants to.
ReplyDeleteHey hon, guess where I'm taking you for dinner!!!!!!
That frigging Snow White, they changed the happy bluebird to a buzzard or something.
It shows that actress is perfectly in tune with Disney's vision. They just have to crap on anything that brings joy to normal people.
Many moons ago, I went to Juarez, the border town opposite El Paso, TX. The outdoor eateries were cooking chicken on old metal drums. I did not ask what the drums were used for previously, as I declined to eat there.
ReplyDeleteAt least with that backhoe bucket, you have something of an idea of where it had been.
And I still would decline to eat there.
My buddy ate 70 year old soup in Peking in the 00s.
DeleteIt had been cooking there since before the commies took over.
His mom is Korean, he'll eat stuff I don't even consider food.
in the old days that's how you cooked, keep the fire going with your stew in the cauldron, add whatever was ripe from the garden or from winter storage, whatever meat you could get, add water occasionally; like your old-school crockpot cooking; but your stories of the lean times didn't last as long as the communist takeover has.
DeleteI love the rubber chicken sensor thing. You have outdone yourself with your choices this Sunday, Mr. Paco sir.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Rebecca! We try to maintain a high standard of the frivolous, farcical and funny here at Paco Enterprises.
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