Sunday, May 4, 2025

Don Surber's round-up

Highlights of the week,

This one's rich; it seems that Michelle Obama will never give up her role as America's most privileged victim: 

“How would we afford it? Because it’s expensive to live in the White House, as many people don’t know. I mean, much is not covered. You’re paying for every food, every bit of food that you eat.”
No one in America should live like that. Food is a right.
Well, she is out of the expensive White House now. She can relax in any one of her four mansions as she no longer has to worry about paying for food.

5 comments:

  1. Free house, free transportation, gated, large staff, bowling alley.
    Awwww, poor, downtrodden, elitist, hate-filled harridan.

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  2. it's the same for government employees; your official travel is covered, you can bring a spouse and children along, but you pay that airfare and food; no extra charge if they share your government hotel room; you have an insurance payment and the government pays a share, but the White House has a full medical team and medical teams travel with the President; remember when Bush collapsed at some State dinner, he never hit the floor before the medical team was on him.

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  3. Ah, Truth In Reporting™ has returned!

    ITEM 18: CBS tweeted, “Astronaut Anne McClain joins all-female spacewalk—6 years after missing out over suit sizing issue.”

    Suit sizing issue is a fancy way of saying a woman could not find a thing to wear.

    ITEM 19: “Honey, does this spacesuit make me look fat?”

    “No. All that food you ate does.”


    Heh!

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  4. Stephen A SkubinnaMay 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM

    America truly does not deserve the Obamas.

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  5. You whiteys still picking on poor old Mooch over there? Shame!
    I remember when the Onion marked Obama's election with a story about a black man getting the worst job in America. Now his wife is doing it and it's even more funny.

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