Thursday, May 8, 2025

New from Paco Enterprises!

 Premium Arctic Cubes Online: from our iceberg to your soda pop or adult beverage overnight! "Greenlandic Ice cubes Sell for $100 a Dozen".

6 comments:

  1. Stephen A SkubinnaMay 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM

    Okay, Trump's talk about Greenland is making a lot more sense now.

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  2. I lived in Japan in the 80's when the country was swimming in money. Bars would import glacial ice from Alaska for their drinks. Formed under high pressure at extreme cold, the ice cubes would sing, whistle and crackle as they expanded and melted when put into cocktails. The fad didn't last long, but it was fun.

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    1. Wow! Like mini-icebergs breaking off an ice pack.

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    2. Were they singing early 80's rock songs?
      That would be cool!

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  3. *applauds the latest Paco Enterprises merchandise*

    Never mind the slight fish taste. It only adds character to your morning mimosa.

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    1. Turning your cold drink into brain food!

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