What a cryin' shame it would be...

...if a whole bunch of these guys were shot while trying to escape: "Three Virginia Dept. of Corrections Officers Stabbed in State Prison in Premeditated Attack Involving Five MS-13 Illegal Alien Gang Members".

I remember reading somewhere about a prison commandant in a South American country, a fellow with an obviously dark sense of humor, who grew bored with signing death certificates for prisoners shot while trying to escape, and finally filled out a form indicating that an inmate had been poisoned while trying to escape. That would certainly be less messy.