When you get friend zoned.
The joy of getting back scratches anytime you want.
That was sure one of my dreams when I was a kid.
Tony at LC Signs strikes again.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
There's no such thing as too much Tony.
ReplyDeleteI like Tony!
DeleteThe classroom guillotine brought back memories, including the smell of mimeo paper.
ReplyDeleteAh, I remember that smell! And it reminds me of another: the aroma of wood shavings wafting from the pencil sharpener mounted on the wall.
DeleteThat guillotine always kind of freaked me out, even as I used it. Imagine if a 4th grader teacher allowed a studen today to even be in the same room as that finger remover.
ReplyDeleteAs I read in a meme somewhere, it's not that adults wanted us to die, it's just that they didn't seem to put much effort into keeping us alive.