"But, Nell, defending traditional values is the Canadian way!"
"Oh, Dudley, honestly! Just how long have you been out in the woods, anyway?"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Canuckistan is descending into madness and Third World sh!titude faster than Europe.
ReplyDeletePretty soon, we'll need to build a wall along the northern border, and place mines in the Great Lakes.
If they'll take me, I'll volunteer for the Great Lakes submarine service.
DeleteI wouldn't mind shore battery duty ... ... in Wisconsin. Not Illinois or Michigan.
DeleteBut considering where I live, manning an observation post would be simpler.
Rebecca can have first dibs on Ohio,
They need to combine everything north & west of Ottawa with Alaska.
ReplyDeleteWhat's left over becomes "New Canada".
I wouldn’t mind shore duty as a spotter on Lake Erie, which is our only border with Canada. But only during the summer months. Ain’t nobody crossing that lake in winter.
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