Dress 'em up, can't take 'em anywhere

"Pakistani Businessman Jailed in London for Threatening Virgin Atlantic Air Hostess With Gang-Rape and Terrorism".

Too many Muslims are just plain unassimilable. 

Although, truth to tell, this guy is a bad Muslim by Islam's own definitions of acceptable behavior: no consumption of alcohol permitted, dude. On the other hand, I've seen quite a few who have "assimilated" in this one respect.