"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
This never gets old.
President of... the student council? Library board? HOA?
We didn't dodge a bullet with her losing that election ... ... we dodged an ICBM.
Happy birthday to you!Happy birthday to you!Happy biiiirthday, Hilldebeest!Happy birthday to you!And not so many more…
The movie Bad Seed has been on larely. Why do I bring it up? No reason.
That's what we always called a "sh!t eatin' grin."And I'll never be able to spell her name without the word "liar" in the middle of it.
President of... the student council? Library board? HOA?
ReplyDeleteWe didn't dodge a bullet with her losing that election ... ... we dodged an ICBM.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you!
Happy biiiirthday, Hilldebeest!
Happy birthday to you!
And not so many more…
The movie Bad Seed has been on larely.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I bring it up? No reason.
That's what we always called a "sh!t eatin' grin."
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll never be able to spell her name without the word "liar" in the middle of it.