"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Well, good on her. Just remember: if questioned, you got 'em from a guy who was peddling them in a parking garage. It's the Italian gambit: "I don't know nuttin'!"
Guessing Jason Statham is involved.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be surprised.
DeleteThey’ll definitely make a movie out of this one.
ReplyDeleteThey stole Napoleon's crown jewels?
ReplyDelete(Insert very camp and very English OOOOOOHHH! here)
Frankly, I thought they were kept in a jar of formaldehyde. Or maybe that's his intestines.
DeleteDon't want to let on too much, but I'm pretty sure my wife will be happier with this years Christmas present than last years cook.book.
ReplyDeleteWell, good on her. Just remember: if questioned, you got 'em from a guy who was peddling them in a parking garage. It's the Italian gambit: "I don't know nuttin'!"
DeleteBut why did you drop Empress Eugenie's crown?
DeleteI mean, can you make a guess why the thieves dropped it?