Saturday, March 7, 2026

Mates! What er ya doin? I mean, crikey, who let her in?

 Is this international flight to avoid prosecution? Running from a lynch mob? A Trojan horse face? "Former leader Ardern has left New Zealand. She’s not the only one".

Twenty years of memories spilled across Jacinda Thorn’s yard.
Teddy bears and textbooks, camping gear stacked against her husband’s drum kit, a jumble of whisks and frying pans catching the morning sun.
With just five suitcases and their Shih Tzu Bubbles in tow, the family – Thorn, 43, husband Blair, 44, and their children Eva and Chase – swapped their home in New Zealand’s capital for a place in Melbourne – a third larger at the same price.

Bad enough with all them "cultural enrichment" types running around, but now you're stuck with this Kiwi tosser whose face looks like someone's false teeth popped out during an old fashioned taffy pull.

1 comment:

  1. This has to be a mistimed April Fool joke. Moving from anywhere to... Melbourne? Where the stench of Danfuhrer is still strong enough to make people gag? Wellington must be a first-grade schidthole to make that look good.
    I'd take Cornwall any day.

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