Sunday, April 19, 2026

If we ever want to uncover the truth...

 ...we'd probably be wise not to take her word for it: "Poor little rich girl"

Ilhan Omar was never really a multi-millionaire, you see. It was all just an accounting error, you understand. Instead of her household (including her third and current husband) being worth between $8 million and $30 million, they are worth a mere $18,o00 to $95,000.
On the high end, that’s an estimate off by 99.7%. I say those accountants should be fired. Then again, no one truly worth less than $100,000 can afford to hire an accountant, much less accountants, plural.

2 comments:

  1. Hmm. Ilhan Omar just might be lying, do you think?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I wouldn't believe her if she took an oath on a stack of Korans.

      Delete