Sunday, April 26, 2026

This a$$hole

 


What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys drinking Minocqua and watching a Packers game.

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A guy goes in to get his annual physical. He's a practical joker, so he substitutes a cup of Minocqua beer for his own urine. Gets a call from his doctor a few days later. "You're in pretty good shape, Mr. Smith, but I regret to report that your horse has diabetes."

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4 comments:

  1. I've never drank a beer in my life, but from now on if anyone asks if I do, I'll tell them "No, the first beer I ever tried was Minocqua beer, and it was so bad I puked. Never touched beer again!"

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  2. This creature needs a visit from law enforcement ... ... not that it would shut him up. That would require a long trip on a short rope.

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    1. Or animal control. Guy's got a face like a groundhog or a beaver.

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