Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around https://t.co/gwJtM54UqU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 7, 2026
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Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around https://t.co/gwJtM54UqU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 7, 2026
I was in my 30s before I found out our dog Barney did not, in fact, go to a farm when I was 7 or so.
ReplyDeleteI was sad.
At least your folks cushioned the blow. I remember when my little dog ran away, I lugged my brother's dog all around the block - she looked just like my dog - asking neighbors if they had seen "a dog like this". One guy up and said, with no hesitation, "Yeah, I saw one just like that lying dead in the road this morning".
DeleteThat's cold.
DeleteAt first, I took his statement at face value - I was only 7 or 8, and he was an adult, after all. Later on, I began to wonder if he just made it up.
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